Bathroom Banter
As I stood in the public restroom line at Honolulu Airport, a middle-aged woman (30's) actually said the following, on her cell phone:
"Hi. Yeah, I'm here in Hawaii. (pause) Yeah, livin' the dream...(cont'd)"
Living? The dream?
This very clearly business woman, I am assuming, is either a) on a business trip or b) on a vacation certainly no longer than a few weeks. Most likely, she's on a business trip.
That's livin' the dream.
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Oh, and by the way, we're here enjoying plate lunches, sushi, mochi, and the fresh Hawaiian water. And you aren't.
You weren't even invited.
Think about that one.
"Hi. Yeah, I'm here in Hawaii. (pause) Yeah, livin' the dream...(cont'd)"
Living? The dream?
This very clearly business woman, I am assuming, is either a) on a business trip or b) on a vacation certainly no longer than a few weeks. Most likely, she's on a business trip.
That's livin' the dream.
---
Oh, and by the way, we're here enjoying plate lunches, sushi, mochi, and the fresh Hawaiian water. And you aren't.
You weren't even invited.
Think about that one.
3 Comments:
Damn it, it's not polite to tease me about such things!!! That said enjoy the islands as best you can. I want to hear that you've gotten more then enough aloha to share once you get back.
btw i'll be in SoCal this Christmas. I'd like to see you two at some point if you're in the area. Daphne would also like it if I could bring some stuff down to be fitted for the wedding. Unless you've gone to hawaii again or, god forbid, chicago.
Well, God must have allowed because, sure enough, we are heading to Chicago sometime after Christmas. So depending on the dates, we might not see you.
Oh i'll be down before christmas itself. We're staying in Laguna though so it may be a bit of a stretch to meet up. But it Daphne demands a fitting then a fitting she'll probably get. It would be nice to meet up with you two. Not sure what we'd do or where we'd meet but if its possible we can discuss it.
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