The Code Was Lost But The Hedge Was Won

For all you great fans of the Davinci Code, waiting with bated breath to see this masterpiece played out before you on the screen, your wait is over. However, the end has just begun. All that was good in the book has been tampered with and all of the complaints by the church are now justified. Oh screenwriter and director you broke the cardinal law of transfering text to screen you changed characters which changes everything. The fine line of noncommitment in the book that enhanced and increase suspense was lost. The well meaning, albeit misguided, clergy are now wholly evil and responsible for the atrocities they commit. The heretical piece has become blasphemous in your inapropriate additions. All is lost. We must now strive to keep people from this piece of filth they call a movie and simply turn them toward that piece of gold that is to book. Adieu

OK, enough crazy rantings about the horrible flop that is the Da Vinci Code movie on to a brighter subject, Over The Hedge. I have not been in a theater with as much laughing and a resounding aplause at the end in some time. It was wonderful. William Shattner paradying himself. Hammie's nuts. I will say no more for fear of giving to much away but is it was has steriotypically come to be called a, "must see" and the steriotype fits. Off to homework.