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27.1.09

It's not easy being a coffee conglomerate that makes billions of dollars a year, especially when you made your fortune convincing people that you were the cool and hip local coffee shop. Starbucks has balanced their fame by not only selling coffee, but cds, books, and other things that make them seem trendy. To make things worse, they have found that issues sell. That's where the band Wealth Condensation comes in. Not only are their lyrics highly emotional with a social upswing, but their sound is so cultural that it hurts. Unfortunately, they often don't check which countries their instruments are from, so it's not unknown to be singing about Africa using only Indian instruments. This is balanced by their price, a mere $24.95 with a grande latte to go.

2 Comments:

At 7:46 PM, Blogger Fateduel said...

Damn Starbucks and their trendy crappy uninspired fake-o sceney music crap.
They are such artificial quality.

 
At 3:15 AM, Blogger Ralikat said...

This is an instant win!

It's sort of a must.
The brilliance hurts my face.

 

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