a ::the smoke zone::: June 2005

30.6.05

My inner Hippie speaking.

I just read in the Reader's Digest that the dirtiest city in the United States is Chicago. Heh, Widge - Put that in your pipe and smoke it! Or maybe you shouldn't smoke anything as it might make the pollution worse.

Oh, and do you want to guess which one was the cleanest? No?

Well I'll tell you anyway, because I am feeling annoyingly green today:

Portland, Oregon! Isn't that butt awesome? One for you, Daphne.

L.A. was third or fourth worst, for RK's info... Seattle wasn't mentioned so I assume it's somewhere in the middle.

This probably doesn't interest you non-'green-thinking' folk, but it amused me to no end. And it is yet another reason to go live in Portland! I'm loving that city more and more...

Ok, Avi out.

29.6.05

Crisis!

Not of health. Not of spirtuality. Not of mental state. A crisis of travel. That's what happens when you book flights days apart. That's what happens when you ask questions in the morning. That's what happens when you go off a black glitter diary from UK.

As you know, I bought a ticket for August 10. As you know, I return from another trip on August 8. Or so I though *dun Dun DUN!*

The crisis arose when I thought - or rather was told - that the former trip did not end until August 11. This caused a significant problem. I began counting numbers. I began rummaging through my checkbook. I began imagining numbers in the 300's. I began to sweat. I began to panic!

Scrounging through old emails I don't get didn't do anything. Then, a fateful call from my pastor. The dreaded question was posed. A pause. My blood pressure rose. What was this oversight going to cost me? How would it be resolved? Why was I so retarded. Why was I wearing a Pink Tutu!

...Wait. No. Scratch the pink tutu. Back to the crisis...

The dates came in.

August...

...8!

*whew* Crisis totally averted. Thank you, Lord! *whimpers in agony as the butterflies fight for ways out of her stomach, renting her internal organs into pieces*

I'm glad that matter was solved. Thought I'd share the horror I forewent for it.

You so better be happy :0| I am in utter pain. But hey, y'all -- at least I didn't fail, right?

And I need dates on Sept people. Work with me here! Work with me! :D

-RK

PS. And I feel an utter need to point out that this is still in UK time and I still don't care. Rock on. I'm going to bed. It's apparently very early. *bows*

23.6.05

Italien Musings

When I decided to make tiramisu for Friday night in honor of our brave Widge's 19th birthday I set in search of a good recipe. Granted it is the simplicity of the the ingredients that makes the best tiramisu but a good recipe is necessary none the less. And so I stumbled upon a piece of recipe writing worthy of the smkrs, pulling in all of the loyalty to italien brands and cooking that we have developed over the past year. And so for your reading pleasure I present Tiramisu by Mike.

This recipe is part of a collection of recipes from my Italian in-laws, originally from Catanzaro, Italy. It is as close to real tiramisu as it is possible to get with American ingredients. The only changes to this recipe from its original is the technique (I found a more reliable method of combining the ingredients) and the substitution of American mascarpone for the required italian mascarpone. American made mascarpone changes the flavor and texture or the tiramisu somewhat.
This should be made the night before you intend to serve it. The lady fingers will absorb the espresso and become moist.

Notes:
Don't use American coffee in place of espresso. If you do use coffee, don't call the result tiramisu, because it is not, and don't tell anybody where you got the recipe. Don't use 'espresso blend' coffee of any type. It is not Italian espresso. Use an Italian brand such as Cello, Lavazza, Kimbo (this is what I used), Mauro, Illy, etc. You should be able to find it at an Italian market. It will either be packaged in a 250gr. (8 oz) foil brick or an 8oz can. If you are in the USA it will be expensive. You don't have to use the most expensive brand, but make sure it is Italian. Starbucks doesn't make any coffee that is even remotely close to Italian espresso. Don't bother trying to use it.
This recipe uses RAW eggs. You have to choose between 'real' eggs and pasteurized eggs. The pasteurized eggs will not whip up as easily or as nicely, but they will not kill all your guests either. Real eggs will make a lighter tiramisu, but you will run the risk of making you guests sick with salmonella poisoning. If I am serving this to my family, I use pasteurized eggs. My wife's family gets real eggs. ;-)
We use Savoiardi lady fingers (is it not amazing that these are the exact lady fingers I bought a week ago, before I found this recipe). Other types may absorb the espresso at a different rate and change quantity of espresso, and hence the flavor of the tiramisu.
The mascarpone is the most important ingredient. Unfortunately we are rarely able to obtain real Italian made mascarpone in our city. Substituting American made mascarpone makes a heavier, denser tiramisu.
The espresso maker can be either a cheap steam driven one, an even cheaper stove-top model, or a more expensive pump model. The steam and stove-top espresso makers will make more espresso with less coffee, but the espresso will not taste quite as good. We use a steam espresso maker for tiramisu and a pump for our morning jolt. (Be careful if using a french press, if you push the plunger down to fast the expresso will explode out of the pot and attack you. Hence the burns currently bandaged on my arm and chest)
I use a stand type mixer. Tiramisu can be made without a mixer. Many Italian families don't have power mixers. They are be able to make good tiramisu. I'm not sure that I could though.

Tools:
Espresso Maker (steam or pump)
Mixer
Two mixing bowls
Shallow flat bottomed bowl
8x12 or 9x13 Glass/Pyrex pan
Small strainer/screen/sifter
Measuring cups & spoons
Spatula

Ingredients:
500gr Mascarpone cheese (approx. 1 lb.)
6 pasteurized eggs
2 packages savoiardi lady fingers
3 Tablespoons sugar
2 shots (2 oz) Cognac or Brandy
8 espresso sized cups of coffee (about 14 oz)
4 Tablespoons powdered unsweetened cocoa.

Preliminary Steps:Bring all ingredients to room temperature.
Make the espresso and poor it into shallow flat-bottomed bowl.
Add one shot of cognac, one teaspoon cocoa, and allow to cool to room temperature.
If at this point you've decided to use coffee instead of espresso, take the coffee you've made and drink it. Then make espresso.
Separate egg yolks and whites.

Mixing:In the first mixing bowl, beat egg yolks and sugar until creamy white. Add mascarpone and 1 shot of cognac and mix until blended. Leave this mixture in the bowl.
In the second mixing bowl, beat eggs whites until fluffy. If you use pasteurized eggs, this may take a while.
Fold beaten egg whites into mascarpone mixture. Mix only enough to blend. Over mixing will deflate the egg whites.
Quickly dip a savoiardi in the espresso bowl. To get the right amount of espresso on the savoiardi, lay the finger flat in the bottom of the bowl sugared side UP and immediately pull it out. Place each finger flat in the bottom of the pan sugar side DOWN. The savoiardi will quickly absorb the espresso. If you soak the savoiardi in the espresso you will end up with soggy savoiardi instead of moist savoiardi.

Assembly:Build a layer of dipped savoiardi across the bottom of the pan. If some of the savoiardi do not look 'dark' from the espresso, spoon a few more drops of espresso on the savoiardi. Any espresso left in the bottom of the pan will be absorbed by the savoiardi. Too much espresso will turn the fingers into a soggy mess.
Spoon a layer of egg/mascarpone mixture across the layer of savoiardi. Use about 1/2 of the mascarpone mix. The layer should be about 1cm. (3/8in.) thick.
Dip another layer of savoiardi and lay them on the mascarpone mix. Layer them as before, sugar side down. Drip espresso on the savoiardi that don't look dark from the coffee.
Spoon a second layer of egg/mascarpone mixture across the second layer of savoiardi. Use the remaining mascarpone mix. The layer should be about 1cm. (3/8in.) thick.
Sift cocoa on top of the second mascarpone layer. Scoop a tablespoon of cocoa into a small sieve. Hold the sieve over the tiramisu and tap the sieve on the side with your finger. The cocoa should sprinkle down in an even layer. Use this technique to cover the tiramisu with a very thin layer of cocoa.
Refrigerate for at least 4 hours before serving. The Tiramisu will taste quite good for several days if refrigerated.

Isn't the smkr nature of this writer completely apparent, well see you all Friday

16.6.05

forlorn in o'ahu?!

A) Okay, fine. Let's get this out of the way first: What the crap is wrong with me?!
B) I realize I'm basically the only one posting at this point in time. But hey, I'm prolific - what can I say?
C) I was just about to hit 'post' on xanga when I realized -- hello, this belongs on Smoke Zone!
D) This is still in Greenwich mean time. But I don't really care. It's 22.47 here on O'ahu.
E) I know, I know. Just say you'll hit me and tell me to get over it when we meet up. I'll need that. And don't forget to be relentlessly cruel about it. Great, cheers mates!
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I absolutely love this place where the memories of my life began.

And yet...*sigh* I want to tell you all about this place -- about how the sun feels different from the sun that shines over Italy or Germany or England or even Ireland. I want to show you the crystal clear water and how it reflects the sky differently than the puddles of rain we're used to seeing. I want you to feel the warmth and the closeness of the tropical air that I feel as I sit here, writing this. I want you to understand this place -- I want you to see, to hear, to smell, to feel this place like I do.

But I haven't had a chance to tell you. I haven't been able to pick up the phone and dial the states where you live and tell you. But if I did, I would tell you everything I can -- but that wouldn't be enough. I'd show you pictures, but that wouldn't be right either. I'd bring it all back to you -- in a bottle, in a box, in a t-shirt, in a birthday present...but that's impossible.

I just wish you could see this, understand this, know this like I do. I wish you weren't there while I was here; I wish we weren't so far away. And yes. I'm being a school-child about this, I realize. But...

well dammit, *sigh* I miss you - I want you to see this, to know this place - and I just wanted you to know it. Chicago's way too damn far away. Washington's too damn far away. And even Oregon is just too damn far away. I'm used to sharing these sorts of things with you sort of people. I'm not used to this -- and I'd like you here. Don't get me wrong, it's amazing - and I love it. And it's great...but, well, you know.

*sigh* Soon. It won't be Kailua or Waikiki or even North Shore. I won't get to show you the first house I grew up in before the house you got to see -- but that'll be okay. It'll still be soon.

-RK

7.6.05

Fine. Don't post. Don't comment.

I've been home for what at least has felt like quite a while. I still have two suitcases packed, and I'm packing a third. But that's because I'm off to a tropical paradise. I know - be jealous. Pft! I totally would be were I any of you!

That aside of course, this summer is so damn hectic! I swear *rolls eyes* I will be living out of a suitcase literally ALL summer long. Oh, and if you are jealous of me - just pack up a week's worth of clothing (sometimes two or three), shove it all in a suitcase, and live like that. See if you don't get tired of it!

But what am I complaining about?! Oh, nothing much. Just really trying to make you all feel better for being left behind. Ha! I know, I'mma genius. You don't have to tell me.

Ok. Right. I'm so done with this. Please people - update. And if you don't have the stamina to do that...at least Comment!!! Gosh. Honestly.

Yes. So - over and out.

-RK

PS. This is still on UK time - but ooh look, I don't care.

'Ooh look, CORN!'

...I'm done. I promise