That makes you a bum, which - I bet - makes your boyfriend very glum. Or, maybe it makes him want to just chew some gum, beat his tum-tum and say "Ho-hum".
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No, that's dumb.
I'd be glum if he didn't share his gum.
That makes you a bum, which - I bet - makes your boyfriend very glum. Or, maybe it makes him want to just chew some gum, beat his tum-tum and say "Ho-hum".
Rather.
Oh LOOK! I broke tradition! BAHAHAHAHAHA!
And yeah, he prefers ginger vodka.
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