something ridiculously personal
So I was on this birth-control. And I felt kind of weird, but I thought everything's okay, silly Rali. But one night, I worse. So we go online. And we find the warnings:
Do not use this medication if you have:
History of Heart Disease
Bad Circulation
Heart-Valve disorder
Depression
"Funny," I thought to myself, "that kinda sounds like me."
And then:
This medication raises the risk of:
Blood clots in the heart, lungs, legs, eyes
Cardio Disease
Cardiovascular Disease
Hmm. Maybe I should think of a different approach.
Time to call the doctor.
Do not use this medication if you have:
History of Heart Disease
Bad Circulation
Heart-Valve disorder
Depression
"Funny," I thought to myself, "that kinda sounds like me."
And then:
This medication raises the risk of:
Blood clots in the heart, lungs, legs, eyes
Cardio Disease
Cardiovascular Disease
Hmm. Maybe I should think of a different approach.
Time to call the doctor.
11 Comments:
Odd, I thought Avi was on birth control. Then was confused, birth control but no kissing? So lost.
Just cus we don't kiss...
;)
No just kidding, but the wedding is coming up in less than a month now and one usually has to start early so the body is ready.
TO NOT HAVE BABIES! (added by Rali)
Because I am evil, I just want to say it makes me very...something... inside to think of you two in the marriage bed. Not sure if it cracks me up or makes me go all squicky-like.
It makes you hot and bothered. And I know it! [rage!]
Oh and we're going to use condoms ;P
And I just have to say, the "marriage bed" is the most absurd term ever thought-up.
You will go to your MARRIAGE BED...as opposed to any other bed in the world?!
Yeah, what about the "sexy bed" or the "hanky-panky bed" or the "intercourse bed" or something else lovely to say and think about like that.
*puke*
Oh and what the hell is "squicky" Avi?
"Sexy bed"?! Don't you mean "sex bed", considering hanky-panky and intercourse are all terms for the same act, but sexy is just describing a characteristic of a thing/person/idea?
Sexy is not an action, retard.
Sure it could be! "I'm gonna sexy all over your face!"
Or even if it isn't, it sounds amusing like that.
How about the copulation bed?
How 'bout the Bed of Love, Passion, and Ejaculations?
*Bugged out eyes and dropped jaw*
Yesh! What a weird conversation to walk in on. I finally find my way back here and THIS is what I walk in on?! Ande told me there was a weird conversation going on and she wasn't kidding.
*I was going to post a comment here that made even me gag but I decided against it*
PS- I like "Bed of Marital Pleasures" myself. So much more clean.
Actually, that's a good one, Vala. No shock value, which might be a minus, but it has deliciously archaic undertones and a rather nice ring to it. Makes me think of something Elizabethan, perhaps. I will have to use it somewhere now.
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