In light of Avi

What Are You?

Redneck
1] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch? No.
2] Do you drive a four-wheeler? No
3] Do you ride four-wheelers? Would like to, but no
4] Do you like to get dirty? Somtimes...I guess that quantifies somehow as "yes" though
5] Do you like country music? If I'm in the mood, I can listen to anything. (Avi: shitty-sounding crap? What's that?!)
6] Do you have a broken car in your back yard? No.
7] Do you own a cowboy hat? Yes
8] Do you live on more then two acres? No
9] Do you have more then four different animals at your home? Did at one point, I like reptiles & fish so thats not really "Redneck" but whatever. Answer's no
Total yes: 3/9

Goth
1] Do you wear black eyeliner? of course
2] Is most of your clothing dark? If I did a tally, probably
3] Do you think about death often? sure
4] Are you a social outcast? I don't want to be a "social incast" if that's what you mean. so I suppose so
5] Are you pale? pretty much but not by choice, really (Again this does not MAKE you goth?)
6] Do you like Hot Topic? I like to shop there but I'm not a stero-typical "Goth"; I'm not in love with it or anything. That's retarded, again.
7] Do you enjoy Tim Burton movies? yeah
8] Are you mean? always
Total yes: 8/8

Skater/Punk
1] Can you skateboard? No
2] Do you wear Vans? they don't feel comfy, so no
3] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? all the time
4] Have you gotten in trouble with the Cops? No
5] Do you watch the X-games? sure, if I have time
6] Do you have any piercings? Yes
7] Do you like/wear mohawks/fohawks? They're fun ;)
8] Have you called someone a poser? All the time.
Total yes: 5/8

Prep
1] Do you say the word "like"? like yeah
2] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie & Fitch? nope
3] Do you pop the collar? bleh
4] Do the people in Hot topic scare you? Yes, I scare myself :sigh: How retarculous; no.
6] Do you watch Laguna Beach? no
7] Do you like pop music? Again, with the right mood
8] Do you want/have a little dog? no
9] Do you idolize Paris Hilton? I hardly know who she is
Total yes: 2/9

Hippie
1] Is your hair long? This makes me a hippie? Retarded
2] Do you own a tye-dye shirt? Did, but I think I got rid of it (And Av, you totally do!)
4] Do you want to save the animals? Not particularly
5] Do you think war is unnecessary? if we lived in a different kind of world. It's terrible, but necessary
6] Is love essential in your life? No, I'm "goth" I hate everyone :sigh: Yes.
7] Have you smoked pot? No
8] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? Again, mood
9] Do you wear paisley head-bands? I would
Total yes: 4/9

Gangsta
1] Do you act ghetto? Sometimes
2] Do you wear do-rags? No
3] Do you like hip-hop? Again
4] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? He wasn't bad, but actually I would say Eminem is better
5] Do you believe he's alive? He could be, but I don't care too much
6] Do you like afros? Oh gosh, hillarious
7] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"? Mockingly
8] Do you like to dance? of course, but how does that make me "Gangsta" Only gangstas dance now? Bleh, why am I taking this!
Total yes: 4/8

Emo
1] Do you cry often? Or you could be a cry-baby
2] Do you wear hoodies? yeah, so that makes me emo? Ugh!
3] Do you like screamo music? It's called "screamo". What do you think? But actually. I bet I do and don't call it some retard name like that. Because Again, with the music....
4] Do people not understand you? Who does?
5] Do you write your own songs? yeah, but of course only emo's do
6] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark? yes
7] Do you cut your own hair? umm. no. I'm not a retard.
8] Are you lonely? Heh, that's personal now isn't it. Everyone gets lonely at SOME point
9] Is Ohio for lovers? WTF!
Total yes: 7/9

Surfer
1] Do you surf? I wish...
2] Do you wear flip flops year-round? sometimes.
3] Is your hair shaggy? no
4] Do you wake up before six every morning? hell no
5] Do you own many pairs of shorts? of course, I live in Cali
6] Are you tan? not anymore
7] Do you talk surfer lingo? Shaw, dude.
8] Do you want to be at the beach right now? meh
9] Do you hate tourists? YES!
Total yes: 4/9

Geek
1] Do you wear glasses? Because you are a geek if you do :sigh: no.
2] Do you get good grades? yea
3] Do you use an inhaler? nope
4] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets? Stupid. no
5] Does your mom pick out your clothes? no
6] Are you on the computer often? yea
7] Do you ever get picked on? I have older siblings, of course
8] Do you look forward to go to school? after full-time work
9] Are you shy around the opposite sex? no
10] Do you like math? Actually, yeah :gasp:
Total yes: 5/10

Girly
1] Do you look in the mirror a lot? most do, few admit to it
2] Does it take forever to pick something to wear? sometimes
3] Do you own lots of hair products? but rarely use them
4] Is your favourite colour pink/purple? purple is NOT girly! dammit
5] Do you "hog" the bathroom? no
6] Are you afraid to get dirty? no
7] Do you flip out when you see a spider? No, I'm fine
8] Are you on the phone a lot? Umm. no. never. of course not. Widge is girly too then (STUPID!)
9] Do you eat like a bird? More like a cow. <---yeah me too!
10] Do you hate it when people don't like you? no
Total yes: 5/10

So I guess by stereotype standards I am: Goth Emo with borders in Skater, Geek, and Girly.

How stupid was that. I scored pretty evenly in most. Stereotypes are dumb. Let's see what everyone else gets. Widge - I know you wanted to. Post it. Vala, you too -- as a comment ;D

Woo. =0| :sigh:

-RK